Break-A-Wish Foundation own quite a lot of popular customs offices and as a result we occasionally get mail from individuals regarding how butthurt they are about the tax rate (which is actually very low, most of it is NPC tax).
Mostly it's just "b-but RVB didn't charge me anything!" But recently Yuller, our actual diplomat for real received this fairly innocuous mail:
Quote:PI on one of your planets in Perimeter.
From: [REDACTED]
Sent: 2016.01.06 00:49
To: Yuller,
I am looking at setting up a factory world on Perimeter I. I would like to negotiate a deal for you to lower the tax rate on the planet. I would be shipping goods from Jita to the planet to be processed, then shipping the products back to Jita.
Your benefit is the tax income from me shipping things on and off the planet. If you don't lower the rate, I simply won't do it and you will make nothing off of me. I will likely be doing a large volume of high-value goods, so it is in your best interest to lower the rate for me so I will use your planet.
Yuller, being a sophisticated gentleman and not an angry redneck politely informed this individual exactly how many rats asses we give about his particular business venture and precisely where he can insert his PI if he doesn't want to use our planets. The response he got was this:
Quote:Re: PI on one of your planets in Perimeter.
From: [REDACTED]
Sent: 2016.01.08 06:05
To: Yuller,
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little duster? IGÇÖll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Caldari State Navy Academy, and IGÇÖve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sansha's nation, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top ganker in the entire CODE armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across all four empires (And goons) and your Galactic Identifier is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatGÇÖs just with my Velator. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CODE New Order Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the constellation, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little GÇ£cleverGÇ¥ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldnGÇÖt, you didnGÇÖt, and now youGÇÖre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kiddo.
As a result Break-A-Wish foundation is on maximum alert and we are uncertain about our future.